I received a threatening email this morning, informing me that my bunny is a hostage. (Actually, it’s Sherry’s bunny that I kidnapped from her.)

I like that the hostage taker left me an inspirational quote from James Dean at the bottom of the ransom note. Actually, it’s not a ransom note is it? There are no demands. Anyway, this “ransom note” was accompanied by a disturbing picture.

You better not hurt the bunny, NEERAJ AND TD! Or I will be all over you like black on rice. Condoleezza Rice.
:O dont kill the bunny!!!
If the bunny is still a hostage, it’s likely it’s fallen in love with its captor and has aided in subsequent abductions willingly.
BuBbLeS,
I tOoK ThE CoUrTeSy Of HiRiNg A nInJa.YoU aRe GoInG To DiE VeRy SoOn!
YoUr CoOrDiNAtOr,
” ThE KiLleR”.
QUEER!