I’m not crazy

Good kids don’t smoke crack. I’m a good kid.

Bunny taken hostage August 26, 2007

Filed under: friends — hyperbean8 @ 1:02 pm

I received a threatening email this morning, informing me that my bunny is a hostage.  (Actually, it’s Sherry’s bunny that I kidnapped from her.)

Threatening email I received

I like that the hostage taker left me an inspirational quote from James Dean at the bottom of the ransom note.  Actually, it’s not a ransom note is it?  There are no demands.  Anyway, this “ransom note” was accompanied by a disturbing picture.

Bunny threatened by Ninja

You better not hurt the bunny, NEERAJ AND TD!  Or I will be all over you like black on rice.  Condoleezza Rice.

 

Stupid people shouldn’t have children August 21, 2007

Filed under: driving — hyperbean8 @ 11:19 am

Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to have children.  Or pets.  I was driving to class this morning when this stupid lady was crossing the street, nowhere near a crosswalk.  She was just jaywalking across this 6 lane street.  And not only that, she was pushing a baby stroller AND walking her dog.  What kind of idiot crosses a major street without a crosswalk?  What kind of idiot crosses said street with her baby and dog in tow?  I’ll tell you.  The kind of idiot that shouldn’t be allowed to have children or pets.  Unbelievable.

Here’s a picture I came across on the Internet.  Another idiot that shouldn’t be allowed to have children:

Mother on segway w/baby

 

That’s just wrong… August 9, 2007

Filed under: crazy, shopping — hyperbean8 @ 10:46 am

At Metro North Mall in Kansas City, there’s a store Unique Stuff.  They have some pretty cool things.  I guess you could say it’s “unique.”  Like they have wooden footballs for each of the NFL teams, and the footballs are made from old bowling pins.  I thought that was wicked cool.  A little pricey at $30 but worth it.  They also have ceramic bowls to serve as piggy banks I guess.  Like there’s one for “Saturday Night” or “Mom’s Spa Day” and other random things that we would save money for.  But then there was this one bank that cracked me up.  And at the same time, I found wrong.

Vyagra piggy bank

I guess you can’t really tell, but the old man on top has a boner.

So, if you’re looking for a cool gift to give someone, check out Unique Stuff at Metro North Mall.  I took a business card.

Unique Stuff at Metro North Mall

 

Manny pets Tavarez August 8, 2007

Filed under: sports, videos — hyperbean8 @ 9:36 pm

I came across this video awhile ago, but I still find it hilarious.  :)

On Sunday, May 6, 2007, the Boston Red Sox played the Minnesota Twins.  In the Red Sox dugout, Manny Ramirez loves his teammate Julian Tavarez a little too much. 

The commentators can’t stop laughing.  I love it when one of them cries out, “Make him stop!”

I love baseball.  :)

 

Vacation August 7, 2007

Filed under: crazy, friends — hyperbean8 @ 7:48 pm

So it’s been awhile since I’ve written anything.  I’ve been on vacation.  And plus I’m just too lazy to write anything.

But Sherry and I went to DC and NYC for a week.  You can read about what we did on her blog:

http://aznliu.wordpress.com/2007/07/29/trip-to-dc/

http://aznliu.wordpress.com/2007/07/23/i-heart-nyc/

http://aznliu.wordpress.com/2007/07/23/day-3-in-nyc/

http://aznliu.wordpress.com/2007/07/29/nyc-in-summary/

But here are a couple of entertaining pics I took from our vacation.

In DC there was this wicked cool vending machine.  It was like a POP machine but it vended candy!  (And yes, vended is a real word.  I looked it up.)

Vending machine

And in NYC, Sherry and I were at the Rockefeller Center.  This is a sign showing where the ladies room is.

Ladies Room Sign

I guess Sherry and I weren’t allowed since we have both our arms.