Taboo with TD January 31, 2007

Taboo is a game where you have cards with words on them.  You try to get your team to guess the word but there is a list of “taboo” words on the card that you cannot use to describe the word. 

For example, you try to get your team to guess “baseball” without using the words sport, game, pasttime, hitter, or pitcher.  If it was me, I would say Kansas City Royals, Babe Ruth, St. Louis Cardinals, my favorite sport, and so on…

TD is terrible at Taboo.

The word is underwear.

TD: “You wear this under your clothes.”

Don’t think so, TD. 

Here are videos of his clue giving.  It’s very amusing.

May the force be with you January 31, 2007

Neeraj and I were fighting with lightsabers at Walmart.  This was taken with my cell phone so the quality is really bad. 

We also fought each other with swords.  Neeraj cut off my right leg then my right arm.  Kind of like the Black Knight from Monty Python.  ‘Tis but a scratch.

Chocolate covered strawberry blizzard January 31, 2007

DQ’s Blizzard of the Month for February is the Chocolate-Covered Strawberry Blizzard.  Or Chocolate-Dipped Strawberry Blizzard.  Whatever.  The point is that this sounds really good.  Anyone want to go try it with me?  Maybe when it stops snowing.  I love chocolate covered strawberries.  Mmmm.  Maybe I should find myself a valentine.  Screw you,  National Single’s Awareness Day!  I’ll be my own valentine.  And buy myself a chocolate-covered strawberry blizzard.  Take that you ugly, fat, flying baby!

Snow Fun January 30, 2007

Someone wrote in the snow in front of the UMKC parking garage.  This made me smile.

Though this fails in comparison to Harvey and Timmy’s penis they drew in the snow in front of the Linda Hall library freshman year. 

“Hey Julie” on Scrubs January 29, 2007

Mandy Moore guest starred on Scrubs as Julie, JD’s new girlfriend.  (This was a while ago).  Anyway, there was a song that I really liked.  It’s “Hey Julie” by Fountains of Wayne.

Right click and Save target as… Hey Julie

LMAO January 29, 2007

I am laughing my ass off.  This just makes my day.

   

The left picture was Miles’s facebook profile pic.  Sherry is making fun of him at Aeropostale.

What happens when you skip class? January 27, 2007

This is what happens when you skip Spanish class, Sherry…

If you were a good kid and went to class, you would know it’s “muchas gracias.”  Tsk, tsk.

Get away from my pump January 26, 2007

I went to get gas at the bp on Cleaver Blvd and The Paseo.  It’s kind of a shady place but it was broad daylight so I thought it would be okay.  As soon as I got out of my car this kid says can I fill up your gas, miss?  I’m like no, it’s okay.  Then this homeless guy comes over and was like I’ll fill you up.  I said no it’s okay.  I got it.  I stuck the hose in the tank and propped it up so it would pump.  Then the homeless guy was holding it and trying to talk to me.  Make him go away!  I didn’t fill up all the way so that I wouldn’t have to sit there for another 5 minutes.

Homeless people hang around there and try to fill up people’s gas so that people will give them money.  I do not have money so don’t ask me for any.  Sorry, dude.

And for those of you who thought this was sexual, shame on you.

I think my fortune cookie just insulted me January 26, 2007

I got a fortune that was not it’s usual optimistic, positive statement. 

Is it just me, or did my fortune cookie just tell me that I suck?

Target January 25, 2007

Once again, I found myself at Target for really no reason at all.  Neeraj and I came across a strange item.

Belly Washers.  With a name like this, it sounds like it should be soap or body wash or something like that.  But instead this is fruit juice.  Fruit juice!  What the hell?

Sherry found something too.

Yay for puppets!  These were kind of scary though.