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Cell phone pics September 11, 2007
Here’s a couple of amusing pics I took with my cell phone. Wow, how sad is it that I just tried to spell cell phone with an “s“?
At Target, they were selling clothes for Build-a-Bear friends. I want to call the one on the left a cheerleading uniform. How come there is only a top? Did Slutty McWhore lose her pants?
For some reason, my cell phone freaked out. Sherry took my picture while it was all messed up. It looks like The Ring. Check back in 7 days. Freaky.
Drink Quiz September 1, 2007
Drink Quiz
Find out What kind of drink are you?
The different drinks you can be are:
-Tequila shot
-Pint of beer
-Fine glass of wine
-Cosmo
-Whiskey on the rocks
-Juice box
I am a cosmo. Cosmos are yummy. 
Bunny taken hostage August 26, 2007
I received a threatening email this morning, informing me that my bunny is a hostage. (Actually, it’s Sherry’s bunny that I kidnapped from her.)
I like that the hostage taker left me an inspirational quote from James Dean at the bottom of the ransom note. Actually, it’s not a ransom note is it? There are no demands. Anyway, this “ransom note” was accompanied by a disturbing picture.
You better not hurt the bunny, NEERAJ AND TD! Or I will be all over you like black on rice. Condoleezza Rice.
Stupid people shouldn’t have children August 21, 2007
Stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to have children. Or pets. I was driving to class this morning when this stupid lady was crossing the street, nowhere near a crosswalk. She was just jaywalking across this 6 lane street. And not only that, she was pushing a baby stroller AND walking her dog. What kind of idiot crosses a major street without a crosswalk? What kind of idiot crosses said street with her baby and dog in tow? I’ll tell you. The kind of idiot that shouldn’t be allowed to have children or pets. Unbelievable.
Here’s a picture I came across on the Internet. Another idiot that shouldn’t be allowed to have children:
That’s just wrong… August 9, 2007
At Metro North Mall in Kansas City, there’s a store Unique Stuff. They have some pretty cool things. I guess you could say it’s “unique.” Like they have wooden footballs for each of the NFL teams, and the footballs are made from old bowling pins. I thought that was wicked cool. A little pricey at $30 but worth it. They also have ceramic bowls to serve as piggy banks I guess. Like there’s one for “Saturday Night” or “Mom’s Spa Day” and other random things that we would save money for. But then there was this one bank that cracked me up. And at the same time, I found wrong.
I guess you can’t really tell, but the old man on top has a boner.
So, if you’re looking for a cool gift to give someone, check out Unique Stuff at Metro North Mall. I took a business card.
Manny pets Tavarez August 8, 2007
I came across this video awhile ago, but I still find it hilarious.
On Sunday, May 6, 2007, the Boston Red Sox played the Minnesota Twins. In the Red Sox dugout, Manny Ramirez loves his teammate Julian Tavarez a little too much.
The commentators can’t stop laughing. I love it when one of them cries out, “Make him stop!”
I love baseball.
Vacation August 7, 2007
So it’s been awhile since I’ve written anything. I’ve been on vacation. And plus I’m just too lazy to write anything.
But Sherry and I went to DC and NYC for a week. You can read about what we did on her blog:
http://aznliu.wordpress.com/2007/07/29/trip-to-dc/
http://aznliu.wordpress.com/2007/07/23/i-heart-nyc/
http://aznliu.wordpress.com/2007/07/23/day-3-in-nyc/
http://aznliu.wordpress.com/2007/07/29/nyc-in-summary/
But here are a couple of entertaining pics I took from our vacation.
In DC there was this wicked cool vending machine. It was like a POP machine but it vended candy! (And yes, vended is a real word. I looked it up.)
And in NYC, Sherry and I were at the Rockefeller Center. This is a sign showing where the ladies room is.
I guess Sherry and I weren’t allowed since we have both our arms.
WTF FOB?! July 12, 2007
I am extremely cranky and I have to get this off my chest. All week, I’ve been preparing for the biggest final of my life and it’s made me less patient than I already am.
So, I’m at the library and go to the computer lab to print something off. There were several things I needed to print so I didn’t go pick up my papers after each time I clicked “Print.” When I’ve finally filtered through all my crap to print off, I get up and go to the printer to pick up my papers. Only about 1/3 of my shit is there. WTF? I’m thinking maybe the f-ing computers have f-ed up again and I go back to my computer to print off the stuff that didn’t come out. After I’ve printed these, I go back to the printer and pick them up. As I’m picking the papers up from the printer this f-ing FOB (and not a dot, Harvey) got up from their computer and put a stack of papers FACE DOWN on the table with the hole puncher. I turn the stack over and what do I see? My shit. Hole punched and stapled. Now I can understand that maybe she just happened to pick up my papers along with hers and hole punched the whole stack together. I get that. It happens. But how do you staple just my stack of papers together and not notice that you did not print these off? That these do not belong to you? It wasn’t like she stapled my papers to the back of her papers. She stapled my papers all together, by themselves. WTF?!?! I was f-ing pissed. Not only did she waste paper, but she wasted my time, something I don’t have a lot of. And now I’m in an even crankier mood than before. Not the best mood for studying. But now that I’ve ranted, I can focus with a clear mind. Maybe.
One more thing. Why did she put the papers face down? Was she ashamed that she’s a f-ing moron? She could have said, “Oh, I’m sorry. I must have picked up your papers by mistake. And then hole punched them. And stapled them together.” But no. She put them face down on the table so I couldn’t find them. How does that make sense? ARG!
My revenge on Sharvey June 24, 2007
So I had mentioned that I got my revenge back on Sharvey for running off to California. I had Sherry’s car key and so I was just going to move her car so she wouldn’t be able to find it when she got back. But then an idea popped into my head. Here was my brilliant plan…
I wanted to fill the whole car with balloons, but Sherry has an SUV and Walgreens only had the small balloons.
$3.22 for a package of 100 balloons at Walgreens…
3 popped balloons…
2 rogue balloons that needed chasing down in the parking garage…
1 hour of my time…
Numerous weird looks from strangers as I sat in Sherry’s car blowing up balloons…
…Totally worth it.
If I only I could have been there to see their facial expressions.
